gluten-free jokes

Mary Poppins

Mary Poppins went to a restaurant and ordered cheese, eggs, and cauliflower. When she left, she had written something in the complaint box: "Super cauliflower, eggs, but cheese was quite atrocious." (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)

Dairy

Shower thoughts · 2 years ago

What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?

Gluten

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a woman with a serious expression, surrounded by text that reads: "I only allow organic grass-fed gluten-free anal lube in my Christian suburbs". There is a small image of lube next to the text. Above the woman's head is an image of lube inside a circle with a slash through it.

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Allergy

Wilber boot ┌( ಠ‿ಠ)┘ · 3 years ago

Okay, so I have a dairy and sugar allergy, and if I eat it, I get REALLY CONSTIPATED, so this is me when I’m constipated ᕙ(⇀‸↼‵‵)ᕗ lol.

Allergic

Anonymous · 6 years ago

I don't think I'm allergic to this.

Bread

Anonymous · 7 years ago

Bread?

Cult

wassuppeeps · 3 years ago

Hi! Could I join?

Cereal

MEME LORD · 2 years ago

A box of Case-o's cereal with a picture of a person giving a thumbs up. The cereal is said to be the finest cereal and that Twitch Bits can get you. It is made with real honey and can help lower cholesterol as part of a heart healthy diet.

Camel

Anonymous · 6 months ago

I want these for the sake of allah

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