gluten-free jokes

Mary Poppins went to a restaurant and ordered cheese, eggs, and cauliflower. When she left, she had written something in the complaint box: "Super cauliflower, eggs, but cheese was quite atrocious." (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)

What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.

I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.

They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.

Ever tried Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

I don't think I'm allergic to this.