
gluten-free jokes
Mary Poppins went to a restaurant and ordered cheese, eggs, and cauliflower. When she left, she had written something in the complaint box: "Super cauliflower, eggs, but cheese was quite atrocious." (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
Ever tried Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.
If some girls are vegan, then why do they suck dick?
I don't think I'm allergic to this.
Ever tried African food?
Neither have they.
I want these for the sake of allah


