What did the train made of glue make? GLUE GLUUUUUUUUUUUE
A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers. Salesman: “Can I see your dad?” Johnny: “No, he’s in the shower.” Salesman: “What about your mother? Can I see her?” Johnny: “Nope. She’s in the shower, too.” Salesman: “Do you think they’ll be out soon?” Johnny: “Doubt it. When my dad asked me for the Vaseline, I gave him super glue instead.”
By:Xzavier
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My wife told me pass her lip stck but i gave her a glue stick now she is not talking to me
some people call them glue sticks but they"re blue sticks
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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You rearrange the furniture and glue doorknobs to the walls.
what does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in comen? you can tune a piano but you can't piano a tuna? but what about the glue said bob I ? new you would get stuck on that
What is the difference between tuna a piano and glue? you can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna. (the person you ask should say what about the glue) response: I knew you would get stuck there.
It's amazing how many things ryme with blue.
Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...
looks like he got stuck in a sticky situation.
What's the diffrence between a piano,a pot of glue and a tuna fish? You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna. What about the glue? I knew youd get stuck there
What's the difference between tuna, a piano and glue? -- You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
what is white and sticky ???? GLUE
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Let’s stick together
what do you call a train that carries glue? a glue glue train!
Roses are red violets are blue Mike pence hair is make of glue
someone eats glew and tells the other, "Sorry, cant stick around."
