I don't got a pencil or pen in this bookbag Added like ten to the clip 'cause it look bad Don't give a fuck if you pissed, nigga, get mad Or you can bitch and get killed with your bitch ass Lil' bro got blood on his shirt with his Crip ass Go write a diss and get murked, don't do shit ass Bitch, I'm a star, I might burst with my stiff ass Hop out the car like, "Who want it? Who with that?" I don't know nothin', I was gone when they did that Bandana wrapped where my chrome and my wig at If he want beef, hit his home with a Big Mac Niggas be breakin' the code like a Kit-Kat Runnin' your mouth like a ho get you bitch-slapped
๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ฎ ๐ซข ๐ค ๐ญ ๐ก ๐คฃ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ณ What is the difference between paying $50.00 to received a anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to received a anonymous blow job from a able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole? If you give $50.00 to received a anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00 ๐ธ ๐
Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for โฌ500. The first replied:"For 500โฌ? Of course!" The second said:"I'd do it for free!" The third replied:"I would even give her 200โฌ!" The fourth replied:"With my ex? Never!
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head
Yo mama so lazy that she didnโt give birth to you until you were 15.
i bet when ya take a bath they give you the whole pool, no, better yet, the ocean
God: you're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: douvle it and give it to the next person
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the mothervoard
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
What is the difference between Putin and Hilter. Putin no longer supplies gas and Hitler gives it away for free
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say, when little boys walk away? Give into me-hee-he.
Why did the Puerto Rican American ๐บ๐ธ ๐ต๐ท that was a gay male ๐บ๐ธ ๐ต๐ท that was born physically challenged did not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American ๐บ๐ธ ๐ต๐ท that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? ๐บ๐ธ ๐ต๐ท Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years ๐บ๐ธ ๐ต๐ท
So a woman gives birth to a child and the doctor grabs it by the leg and holds it upside down and starts swinging it around the room and slamming it into the furniture. The mother tries to get up and starts screaming and crying, โLet my baby go you sick bastard!โ, and the doctor looks at the mother and stops swinging the baby. He is holding it by the left leg and starts chuckling, โIโm just kidding, it was already dead.โ
๐ด ๐ โฐ๏ธ โ๏ธ If a gay male is married to a well-endowed physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up do he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up? Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob
What is the difference between a gay male who is not physically challenged giving a blowjob job to a gay male that is not physically challenged, and a gay male who is physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male who is not physically challenged? A gay male who is not physically challenged who receives a blowjob from a gay male who is physically challenged, would still not believe that the physically challenged male is gay because the gay male who is not physically challenged is the definition of a asshole
If you wanna really know how to get under my skin, give me a razor and maybe we'll talk ;)
How to kill a blind person. Give them a gun and tell them its a hairdryer.
yo mama is so fat they had to flood the superbowl to give her a bath
