Git Jokes

Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.

My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.

Why did Sellwood get named?

It is made of wood that got sold.

You take four, then you put a "n" at the end, then you take the "u" out, then you replace the "f" with a "p". What do you get?

You know you're ugly when you get handed the camera every time your friends have a group picture.