
Git jokes
You know you're ugly when you get handed the camera every time your friends have a group picture.
My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.
Memes
Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.
You take four, then you put a "n" at the end, then you take the "u" out, then you replace the "f" with a "p". What do you get?
Community
Sometimes i wonder if my friend hates me tho ive been for him thru a lto yte that friend bene with a new feindgroup and i fele like the kid sometimes jsut doesnt caree for me no morre the kid git siad that there aint no reason to not be my friend yet he barely talks to me even tho ive known him closely literally just one minute of conversating with me would make me happy yet he doesnt say shit. he mainly just talks to mutual friend and thats it now.
CAN SOMEONE GIT MAY ON PLES
can somone git may on
