Git jokes

You know you're ugly when you get handed the camera every time your friends have a group picture.

My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.

Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.

Why did Sellwood get named?

It is made of wood that got sold.

You take four, then you put a "n" at the end, then you take the "u" out, then you replace the "f" with a "p". What do you get?