Boyfreaind- let go to bed Girlfriend- no Boyfriend- why Girlfriend-because you want sex Boyfriend- no i dont NEXT MINUT The nan could hear banging
So I text my girlfriend and told her I wanted to get inside her. Can you believe she replied: not again brother I'm only 8
My girlfriend is so fat she looked into the mirror and said woah there 2 of me
why does my girlfriend have a dick oh wait im gay
i have a girlfriend with a big dick
You know why elmur fludd always came out hunting rabbits in the woods because bugs bunny would not stop flirting with his girlfriend.
Hey my man why you got them damn old stanky looking whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins or boyfriend and girlfriend cause if y'all are go get married in color purple land.
What is the difference between you're girlfriend and you're sister
There both sweet home Alabama
Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices
I used to have a girlfriend, who would argue with me a lot for no reason, I look at her feet and say to her, here is £15 give yourself a foot pedicure then come back to me it clearly shows you have man feet, you are a woman you should have woman feet, no wonder you boss me around too much as if your the man of the house.
You will never have a girlfriend
My girlfriend broke up with me this morning and we just started dating yesterday.
Now she's having a breakfast.
are you a red light because i stop every time i see you
whats the difference between my girlfriend and my sister?
there is no difference
My girlfriend is like treasure to me
You need a shovel to find her..
I once dated a Math teacher,, it turned out she was nothing but problems
Me and my girls friend broke up so I took her wheel chair and she came crawling back
The other day my Girlfriend asked me to hand her, the red lipstick, so I handed her the dog.
My girlfriend told me the dishwasher was leaking so I brought home some tampons
Imagine this..ur a lesbian and ur doing it with your cannibal girlfriend. You say "eat me baby"
She pulls out a knife and fork
