You know I like my girls how I like my 9/11. Two twins that go down easy
So I was in the bathroom at school washing and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like "hey can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like sure and I was like come here and so she came over to me I was like girl look at ur self in the mirror and she started laughing so hard and she said I'm so ugly.
At school this gurl was like u ugly and I'm like gurl ur mirror cracks the moment u step in front of it
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl? The emo girl still bleeds.
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
what's the difference between a (hypothetical) girl and cancer? her dad didn't beat cancer
how did the gay girl die? homocide
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that was true then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “womens rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.” – Rodney Dangerfield
The bully says “Your mom!” The girl says “Is sleeping with your dad.”
For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said “Your sister is dead!” sadly. The girl asked “She was skinny, right?” The mom said yes. The sister laughed “I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!”
Bully says “You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!” The girl says “Just like your face.”
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
What’s a cancer girls sex kink? Hair Pull.
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt
Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?
So she could feel like a little girl and fulfil her rape fantasy
One day, a girl was showering with her mom, she pointed at her mom's breasts and asked: "When can I get these?" Her mother replied: "In about 6 to 7 years when you grow up :)". The other day, the girl's showering with her dad, and she pointed at his penis and asked: "When can I get this?" Her dad looked around and replied:" In about 20 minutes when your mom leaves the house."
