Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Gay Person Jokes
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
Did you know, the average gay person likes men?
What is a gay person's favorite book?
The dictionary.
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
What do you call a gay person who is gay but just can't admit it? A Filipino.
What’s a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay person's house!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.
What's a gay person's favorite meal?
Meat with white sticky stuff.
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
What’s one thing that a gay person is scared of?
A gay guy that’s straight!
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.