Gandalf jokes
What did Gandalf say to Mario? "You shall not pass!"
I was Gandalf the Grey.
But now, after just three washes...
Memes
Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?
What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?
A ginger with friends.
[god creating alligators]
God: See that log?
Angel: Yes...?
God: Now fill it with teeth.
Angel: Say again?
God: FILL IT WITH TEETH!
Master has given Dobby a Glock. Dobby is Thug.
Can’t believe how ungrateful my dwarf next-door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift, but he told me to “fuck off.” In the end, I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.
