Gandalf jokes

Mario

16 views · Charles · 6 years ago

What did Gandalf say to Mario? "You shall not pass!"

Grey

1 view · Allan C. · 5 years ago

I was Gandalf the Grey.

But now, after just three washes...

Lord of the Rings

13 views · Twix King · 3 years ago

???

The movie poster for "The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King" featuring key characters such as Aragorn, Gandalf, Frodo, and others.

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Gwen

38 views · dev · 4 years ago

Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?

Ginger

50 views · harry potter · 7 years ago

What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?

A ginger with friends.

Marriage

26 views · mal · 2 years ago

My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest, telling her we can get married once she makes her way out.

Alligator

17 views · (Optional) · 7 years ago

[god creating alligators]

God: See that log?

Angel: Yes...?

God: Now fill it with teeth.

Angel: Say again?

God: FILL IT WITH TEETH!

Dobby

36 views · Fred · 3 years ago

Master has given Dobby a Glock. Dobby is Thug.

Monitor

12 views · Chri5 · 3 years ago

For all the gamers.

The image shows four panels. The top two panels show Gandalf from "Lord of the Rings" looking in different directions with the text "Monitor 1" and "Monitor 2" respectively. The third panel shows Gandalf looking confused with the text "Where is the cursor?". The fourth panel shows two men from "Jurassic Park" in a car with the text "The cursor: Stay absolutely still. His vision is based on movement".

Poster

13 views · Swf · 1 year ago

The meme shows three frames. The first frame shows Gandalf in front of a hobbit door, saying "We don't want any more visitors, well-wishers, or distant relations!". The second frame shows Uncle Sam with Gandalf's hair and beard pointing with the words "And what about very old recruiting posters?". The last frame shows Bilbo with his arms out and yelling "Propagandalf!"

Wizard

5 views · Thoughtless · 1 year ago

The image shows three panels. In the first panel, an airline employee tells a passenger "You're too late, sir." In the second panel, Gandalf is standing in an airport, saying, "A wizard is never late, nor is he..." In the third panel, the airline employee replies, "Look, pal. This is a fucking airport. Your plane's gone."

Eagle

2 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The top part of the image shows a digital painting with Gandalf on the back of a giant eagle. In the background, there is a dark, imposing castle. Above the castle, there is dark smoke billowing out of it. The bottom part of the image shows two men, with one of them telling the other: "Sir, a second eagle has hit the towers."

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Community talk

Anonymous

1 year ago

What if when Gandalf said “Flee you fools” in the fellowship at the bridge of Khazad Dûm in Moria he actually meant “Fly you fools” so they shall use the great eagles to get to Mordor?

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