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Mario

6 years ago

What did Gandalf say to Mario? "You shall not pass!"

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    Lord of the Rings

    2 years ago

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    The movie poster for "The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King" featuring key characters such as Aragorn, Gandalf, Frodo, and others.
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    Grey

    4 years ago

    I was Gandalf the Grey.

    But now, after just three washes...

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    Monitor

    2 years ago

    For all the gamers.

    The image shows four panels. The top two panels show Gandalf from "Lord of the Rings" looking in different directions with the text "Monitor 1" and "Monitor 2" respectively. The third panel shows Gandalf looking confused with the text "Where is the cursor?". The fourth panel shows two men from "Jurassic Park" in a car with the text "The cursor: Stay absolutely still. His vision is based on movement".
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    • Poster

    11 months ago
    The meme shows three frames. The first frame shows Gandalf in front of a hobbit door, saying "We don't want any more visitors, well-wishers, or distant relations!". The second frame shows Uncle Sam with Gandalf's hair and beard pointing with the words "And what about very old recruiting posters?". The last frame shows Bilbo with his arms out and yelling "Propagandalf!"
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    • Wizard

    7 months ago
    The image shows three panels. In the first panel, an airline employee tells a passenger "You're too late, sir." In the second panel, Gandalf is standing in an airport, saying, "A wizard is never late, nor is he..." In the third panel, the airline employee replies, "Look, pal. This is a fucking airport. Your plane's gone."
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    • Eagle

    1 year ago
    The top part of the image shows a digital painting with Gandalf on the back of a giant eagle. In the background, there is a dark, imposing castle. Above the castle, there is dark smoke billowing out of it. The bottom part of the image shows two men, with one of them telling the other: "Sir, a second eagle has hit the towers."
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