When I see two lovers name on a tree I don’t find it cute or funny, I think why would they be bringing a. Knife on a date.
Violence against women is funny :)
the first ever joke : https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning
One day Billy, Bob, and Doo Da went fishing in a small boat. None of them could swim and they had no life jackets. Doo Da suddenly started yelling, " I got one boys! '' as he started trying to reel the fish in. It was way to large for him to get onto the boat and he fell into the water. The fish had a nice meal that night. Billy and Bob were in shock, but knew they had to tell Mrs. Doo Da. Upon arriving at her house, they did rock paper scissors on who had to tell her the news. Bob lost. He slowly rang the doorbell and Mrs. Doo Da answered. "U-uhm.. we...Doo D-Da..f-fish..." Bob stuttered then he screamed and ran off. Billy went to go retrieve his friend. Billy had a nice little talk with him and slapped him across the face to get him to just say what happened. Soon, the two men returned to Mrs. Doo Da's house and rang the doorbell, again. She opened the door and looked at the two men and asked, " I've been trying to call Doo Da and he hasn't answered, is he ok?" Bob took a deep breath and took a step forward with a smile on his face. He sang, " We went fishing, guess who died, Doo Da, Doo Da. He smiled and he said good bye, we morn Doo Da today.''
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays
wanna hear a joke ? no IM already looking at one
Most of the people here: thats not funny lots of people died.
Bruh why are you in here if you cant take joke.
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say open wide for the delicious plane.
Treat me like a joke and I will leave you like it's funny
HA GAYYYYYYY
READ THIS OUT LOUD: This is this cat This is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is an cat This is idiot cat This is a busy cat This is a for cat This is forty cat this is seconds cat NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
What do you call a hamburger that can talk & walk? Funny weird walkie hambuger & talkie cute hambuger. lol
why is jenna marbles so funny? she lost all her marbles.
WALUIGI GETS HIS WALU-WEENIE STUCK IN A VENDING MACHINE!
Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the neverland ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
