Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked
If I found BlessedBrian’s jokes FUNNY, I would be just as retarded as HIM
Q. Why aren't emo jokes funny? A. They always seem to cut a little too close.
Why is the sinking of titanic different to sinking rapboat? Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny
Wats the funniest thing u ever read? 4 me it wusz when rapboat told me he wuz a legit rapper.
What was the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
"if u can make them laugh and giggle, u can make their booty shake and jiggle"
What kind of animal makes a good bottle opener?
A male Duck on Viagra.
"Why did the band teacher get arrested?" "For fingering a minor" Ahaha so funny
Dating 101
Heres what you do:
1. Dinner 2. Kiss 3. Movie 4. Sex 5. Bring her back home 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting
My last best man's speech was like the marriage
Short, occasionally funny, and ultimately ruined by the bridesmaid.
what did jessiey do jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn heyyyy gas
what was so funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
the bomb
What type of game is Africa playing at the moment?
The Hunger Games!
