Fucked Up Jokes

A guy is bankrupt so he gives his son a duck and tells him to go sell it for as much as he can. So the kid goes on the street to sell the duck. A prostitute walks by and says I'll fuck you for $10. The boy says “I would but I don't have any money.” She says “Ok, I'll take the duck instead.” He says ok so they go up stairs and fuck. The prostitute says “That’s the best sex I've ever had. I'll give you the duck back and we can do it again.” So they do and he gets the duck back. But when they go downstairs the duck gets hit by a car. And the guy that hit the duck feels so bad that he gives the kid $25. So when he gets home his father asks him why he looks so tired. The boy says well I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and $25 for a fucked up fuck.

Yo barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a plants vs zombies map and that shii fit perfectly

Shut the fuck up u fat bitch u always like to roast others but u cant walk up the stairs whithout passing out u fat stupid bitch and i caught you break into someones house just to steal a peace of candy fat ass bitch.

My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!

stan says shut the fuck up or sit your ass down on that bitch chair

In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.

You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.

whoever invented religions. they fucked up. We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.

Have you ever heard of horchata? Horchata fuck up

RAPE IS NO LAUGHING MATTER THE REASON WHY WOMEN ARE NOT BELIEVED IN RAPE IS BECAUSE OF YOU MOTHER FUCKING SHITBIRDS WITH NO FUTURE WHO WILL BECOME DRUNKARDS AND DRUG DEALERS WHO GO BROKE AND LIVE ON THE STREET GETTING HIT BY A FUCKING CARE FUCK ALL OF YOU SADITS WHO THINK THIS KIND OF SHIT IS FUNNY WELL SHUT THE FUCK UP GO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE OR GET HIT BY CAR AND I HOPE YOU FUCKING SICKOS DIE a STOP RAPE STOP RAPPE STOP RAPIBG INNOCENT CHILDREN AND WOMEN AND MEN I AM DONE WITH RAPE I AM DONE WITH IT!

If you fell a lump in your rice, you fucked up, If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.

Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.

this is fucked up my name is shaylie

(This is a fucked up pick up line) are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11

I asked my mom why dad was so pale and sick, she said shut the fuck up and keep digging

Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women they need to know their place and stay in the kitchen a d be baby makers.....

What did the blender say to the orange juice? What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid shut the fuck up.