(This is a fucked up pick up line) are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11
this is fucked up my name is shaylie
In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.
You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.
I asked my mom why dad was so pale and sick, she said shut the fuck up and keep digging
Constent is just some fucked up feminist propaganda
Yo barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a plants vs zombies map and that shii fit perfectly
Little Johnny was in kindergarten and his teacher said, "okay everyone, Tomorrow you must come to school and recite the first three letters of the alphabet". Johnny didn't know the alphabet so he decided to ask his family. He walked in the kitchen to find his mom on the phone. He says, "Mamma, what's the first letter of the alphabet?" His mom doesn't notice him standing there and says, "If you don't shut the fuck up right now-" So he goes to find his brother watching TV and he says, "Tommy what's the Second letter of the alphabet?" His brother doesn't notice him and says, "I'm Batman". So He went to his Grandma who was knitting and says, "Grandma what's the third letter of the Alphabet?" The grandma then realizes she left her biscuits in the oven for too long and says, "My biscuits are burning! My Biscuits are burning!" Satisfied with the answers given to him he thinks it over and goes to school the next morning. When his teacher come to Johnny she says, "Johnny what are the first three letters of the alphabet?" "If you don't shut the fuck up right now" - Johnny "Who do you think you are young man to talk to someone like me that way?" - teacher "I'm Batman" - Johnny The teacher whups his ass and little johnny says, "My biscuits are burning! My Biscuits are burning!"
Later that day he understands what happened and can't tell which was worse that he accidentally cussed to his teacher or that his family was ignoring him.
(Me) Hey bro tell me a joke! (My friend) Your mom *Starts Laughing* (Me) *Fakes laughs* *then points a gun at him* At this moment he knew he fucked up.
whoever invented religions. they fucked up. We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
Please this is disgusting, this is only men who thinks that it’s fun to do jokes about rape, it’s really fucking dramatic for a man/woman to get raped so please just shut the fuck up!
He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital, apparently the doctor said to the nurse you can discharge Mr Hawking now, so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women they need to know their place and stay in the kitchen a d be baby makers.....
If you fell a lump in your rice, you fucked up, If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
it's fucked up how people make these jokes and when orphans read them it makes them feel worse about them selfs I should know I'm an orphan
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
stan says shut the fuck up or sit your ass down on that bitch chair
what do you call a fucked up mullet? a fullet
What did the blender say to the orange juice? What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up I am an orphan