Newest Friendship Jokes - Page 2

*Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman*

What would you rate this woman?

A 7

Why?

Because 7 ate 9!

Hey guys, I just wanna say I say what happened to Kanye, he is one of my favorite rappers and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕

I think that Kanye was right to say what he said, I completely support him and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment and Yeezy should be sued for it.

Quote of the day: love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships-Collin Kaepernick

One day Billy, Bob, and Doo Da went fishing in a small boat. None of them could swim and they had no life jackets. Doo Da suddenly started yelling, " I got one boys! '' as he started trying to reel the fish in. It was way to large for him to get onto the boat and he fell into the water. The fish had a nice meal that night. Billy and Bob were in shock, but knew they had to tell Mrs. Doo Da. Upon arriving at her house, they did rock paper scissors on who had to tell her the news. Bob lost. He slowly rang the doorbell and Mrs. Doo Da answered. "U-uhm.. we...Doo D-Da..f-fish..." Bob stuttered then he screamed and ran off. Billy went to go retrieve his friend. Billy had a nice little talk with him and slapped him across the face to get him to just say what happened. Soon, the two men returned to Mrs. Doo Da's house and rang the doorbell, again. She opened the door and looked at the two men and asked, " I've been trying to call Doo Da and he hasn't answered, is he ok?" Bob took a deep breath and took a step forward with a smile on his face. He sang, " We went fishing, guess who died, Doo Da, Doo Da. He smiled and he said good bye, we morn Doo Da today.''

What do you not say to an Emo if u want them to come round? Wanna hang out.

an adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid aportes him hey says the emo kid do you have rope No replies the adopted kid Dang it i hate you says the emo kid "now the adopted one is angry" Well at least im loved says the adopted kid.

if you know a emo kid please stay away the depression is contagions I,m a survivor like if you dislike emos.

Like if your bestfriend has a dog

like if your bestfreind is emo

A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "that's my step ladder" he said "I never knew my real ladder."

They say there's a person capable of murder in every friendship group. I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.

bestfriend @3am: i love you me : love u too *wait whatttttttttttttttttttt*

idk if this is funny

girl: hey. orphan; hi girl; wanna be friends? orphan: sure girl:ok and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over

My friend said my life was a joke.

No jokes have meaning.

Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there, trust me you won’t regret it

All my friends live in a forest. its called Aokigahara

WHEN YOU FEEL LONELY JUST WATCH A SCARY MOVIE.

YOU WONT FEEL LONELY ANYMORE:(

jesus and satan are just basically homer and flanders. one tries to help the other, only for satan to just say "shut up".

My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes... ...I told him to lighten up.

Fatty told Skinyy "Do you have any food my stomach is empty and I haven't eaten" Skinny replied to Fatty "Well doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead"