Friendliness jokes
When you're the only one nice to the quiet kid.
Kid: "I like you... don't go to school tomorrow."
How do we know that the ocean is friendly? It waves.
What did one cheese say to the other cheese?
"Hello, it's a nice day, do you have any plans on what you're going to do?"... The other cheese was taken back by his politeness and friendliness, they agreed to meet again, and were soon married and lived happily ever after. Let this tale of the two cheeses inspire you to be a better person.
Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.
Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?
Like if your best friend is emo.
Gwen, why are you so nice?
Am I the only one who gives people in the neighborhood names they don't know they have? Like "Blue truck dude", "Loud dog guy", "Nice old lady with the rose bushes", "That slut across the street."
