When you're the only one nice to the quiet kid.
Kid: "I like you... don't go to school tomorrow."
I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.
How do we know that the ocean is friendly? It waves.
Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exercise. They got up into the air and Jim said, "Okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want." Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, "I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire." Allyn said "What?" as he looked over at Jim.
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
One day Timmy walks in on his mum in the bath. Then he asks, “What’s that dark fuzzy thing, mummy?” and mum said, “It’s a bush, every girl has one!” Then the next day he walks in on his dad in the shower. So he asks, “Daddy, what’s that long thing?” The dad then says, “It’s a sexy boy” accidentally. Timmy asks his dad, “What does sexy mean?” And the dad says, “Your mother, of course,” making it seem like a child-friendly compliment. Then the next day at school Timmy wanted to compliment his teacher. He walks up to her and says, “You’re so so sexy!”
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
'Cause they can't make it family friendly.
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
I once tried to have a family friendly conversation with a worm, but it kept its head in the dirt.
What kind of videos can't orphans watch?
Family-friendly content.
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.
For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
What did one cheese say to the other cheese?
"Hello, it's a nice day, do you have any plans on what you're going to do?"... The other cheese was taken back by his politeness and friendliness, they agreed to meet again, and were soon married and lived happily ever after. Let this tale of the two cheeses inspire you to be a better person.
Why is the beach friendly?
Because it waves!
Why couldn't the orphan go into the restaurant?
It was family friendly.
If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
Q: Can orphans watch family-friendly movies?
