What do you call a kid who's been kidnapped?
Well, her name's Sally, so I guess... Sally. My main concern is getting her out of the freezer.
Why are hospitals always freezing?
They need to keep the vegetables cold.
One day, someone goes out into the forest to go hunting, and finds out there are a few others in the forest. He comes back the next day to learn he is the only person there.
Where are the others?
They're in his freezer.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
What's the difference between an baby and a freezer? The freezer doesn't scream when I put my meat in it
What's the difference between a gay and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
