Freeze jokes
Ms. Smith: Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze, and I would stay like that.
Little Johnny: Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at the orange juice because it said "concentrate."
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Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
What do penguins 🐧 eat for lunch?
Freeze burgers.
Community talk
i'm tired of everything honestly. nothing fazes me anymore. everything seems fucking dull. life seems more like a chore that i am done doing. I want to fucking die. but I also don't. I have shit to live for, yet the more shit happens. i get pissed off, I lash out on people. I'm scared. I'm scared of saying something wrong and ruining everything. I'm starting to break. I can't take this anymore. I know I have SO many … Read more
Im fucking freezing
Wth everyone's talking abt summer but it's autumn where i am and it's freezing😭😭😭😭