Free food jokes
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
The kid with a gun walked into my classroom and fucking shot the teacher.
He pointed the gun at me and asked, "What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey, at least he gets free food.
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
Hm, free food
The Chinese food owner always brings us free food. I ask my sister why he does that. My sister said, "Love him long time."
Being an orphan isn't all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family-sized.
Happiness is like food, not everyone gets it.
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
Like if you love food!
What you breathe in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, "African food".
Community talk
Have you ever wanted something that was so clear in your mind that you could taste it? You mean like human flesh? Eh, sort of It's a feeling like a rumbling in your gut that you could finally be faced with A billion needy faces I guess what I mean to say is, for the first time in my life I might have to be ready for this Ready to be the one who's leading from the front Gotta come into my own Gotta come into my throne… Read more
Sixty-four people playing games and talking Black Hole threatens all of them 'Til a blue hand stops them Their name is Four, with X in tow Can they trust them? I don't know! They said, Don't you wanna battle for a prize? You could win a BFDI Eight teams of eight are made Get a basket and you'll be safe
Elimination time, it's Cake at Stake Pencil's out and taken away Where'd she go? Their jaws are slack Four brings d… Read more