I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
Free Food Jokes
The kid with a gun walked into my classroom and fucking shot the teacher.
He pointed the gun at me and asked, "What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey, at least he gets free food.
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
The Chinese food owner always brings us free food. I ask my sister why he does that. My sister said, "Love him long time."
