Free Food Jokes

I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.

The kid with a gun walked into my classroom and fucking shot the teacher.

He pointed the gun at me and asked, "What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey, at least he gets free food.

The Chinese food owner always brings us free food. I ask my sister why he does that. My sister said, "Love him long time."

I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.

My sister said to me "I love him long time."