When my Uncle Frank died, he wanted his cremations to be buried in his favorite beer mug.
His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius, but his brother Frank was a monster.
What was Frankenstein's second job? -- He was a bodybuilder.
