Foster's jokes
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
"Fosters."
One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.
How to get quick cash:
Step 1: Kill a child's parents.
Step 2: Do foster care for them.
Step 3: Get paid for doing foster care.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To hear some "foster" parenting advice.
What’s an orphan's favorite drink?
Fosters.
Memes
time to say my goodbyes ig.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
What’s an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
What is an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
Like this if you are in foster care.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
What's an orphan's most hated show?
The Fosters.
What’s an orphan's favorite beer?
Foster's.
We should bully foster parents more for raising parent-less nobodies.
Person 1: "I love KFC."
Person 2: "Yeah, me too!"
Person 1: "How many have you gotten?"
Person 2: "How am I supposed to remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?"
Person 1: "Chicken? What chicken? What do you think KFC stands for?"
Person 2: "Kentucky Fried Chicken?"
Person 1: "What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children."
Person 2: "BLOODY WHATT??"
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What’s an orphan’s favorite drink?
Foster’s.
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids need to be shot.