Foster's jokes
What’s an orphan's favorite drink?
Fosters.
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.
What's an orphan's most hated show?
The Fosters.
What kind of beer is an orphan's favorite?
Foster's!
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
"Fosters."
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
Community talk
guess what???? i know something about ingenious. he’s actually not even that asian. well he’s half asian. how do i know this he goes to my school. plus he has a freshman girlfriend. he’s actually pretty pathetic. also he moved to another state because his parents were beating him so bad he had to go to foster care. and what he’s saying about him running away is true. he wants to go back because his foster parents are ABUSIVE. and i’m glad. -a friend
Hello, my name is Brenda. Imagine for a second that you’re me: An adult orphan kicked out of foster care at the tender age of 18. No family. No money. No love. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide from the big bad world suddenly at your feet. Forced to grow-up practically overnight or face homelessness and extreme adversity.
Fucked, in every sense of the world.
Then, imagine, you’re somehow able to beat the odds and get… Read more
Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more