Foot Long jokes
How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?
When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
Yo mama's so hot when she walked into Subway she gave me a foot long!
What's long and black? The line at KFC.
What’s 12 inches and is moist inside?
My record holding cucumbers, locally grown at my farm.
What's a footlong and slippery?
A slipper.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Yo mama's feet are so fat, she had to wear a sock on each toe.
Community talk
Since this site is so FUCKING dead all the time, I have a fun game for y'all to play! Every day, there's going to a poll where YOU guys control what a person named "Jamal" does. Story number 1 is going to be "BBC Bounty: Cartel Craves That N***a Nut".
Before we start, *THIS STORY HAS GRAPHIC CONTENT, DON'T READ IF YOU FIND IT OFFENSIVE (obviously no N-words and they're only censored because of Matt's rule). And hone… Read more