Fool jokes
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!
The date is April 1st.
Somebody asks you what you are doing.
“I guess you could say I’m... fooling around ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)“
What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot?
Being a genius has its limits.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead.
I’m such a fool.
Why did I fall for you?
Once there were twins, Mark and Michael. Mark was the owner of an old boat. It so happened that Michael's wife died the same day that Mark's boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible." Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, "Heck no. In fact, I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle!" The old lady fainted.
What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?
Turkish.
It's not rape if you say "April Fools!"
Lil’ Johnny be dead, you fools!
"Poor old fool," thought the gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. He invited the old man inside for a drink.
The gentleman asked, "So how many have you caught today?"
The old man replied, "You're the eighth."
On April Fools' Day, there is no fool except for me.
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
1. You can't wash your eyes with soap.
2. You can't count your hair.
3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out.
4. You just tried number three.
5. When you tried number 3, you realized it was possible, only you look like a dog.
6. You're smiling right now because you realized you were fooled.
7. You skipped number 5.
8. You just checked if there was a number 5.
9. This is not my joke; all credit goes to Steps.
You look pretty today... April Fools!
Why'd my grandpa fall over?
'Cause I clapped his cheeks, fool!
Why can't you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Who needs April Fools?
When your whole life is a joke?
BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
It's past April Fool's Day, and we still have a joke as president.