When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?
He was dead. You fool. You fell for my trick. I'm very heartless.
Oh wait.
You fool!
I go to get my mail.
Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"
Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"
Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.
Why can’t October fool April?
Because only April fools.
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
On the fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
"A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
You look pretty today... April Fools!
Teacher told me to turn in my essay, but I ain't no snitch, fool.
It's past April Fool's Day, and we still have a joke as president.
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.
Neona: Gwen?
Gwen: Yes... what can I do for you?
Neona: You were so right! Mr. Smith has sexual problems and is a fool! I am so sorry that you were not a liar! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!!!
Gwen: You should have listened. Plus I'm over it!
Neona: Are you mad at me?
Gwen: Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen.
One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer...but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out.
"I'm so sorry," he declared! "I don't know what came over me, and realize I shouldn't have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way...what did the chicken do?" 🐔😂
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot?
Being a genius has its limits.
She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed!
It's not rape if you say "April Fools!"
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
