i go to get my mail stranger: something fell out of your pokit" april fools" he said me: "your adopted,April fools" then i see a orphan be hind me and gets all exited
Why can’t October fool April?
Because only April Fools.
Why cant you fool an aborted fetus Because it wasn't born yesterday
Its past April fool's day and we still have a joke as president.
What do you call a teddy bear that Fool
Stuffed
Teacher told me to turn in my essay but I ain't no snitch fool
You look pretty today...April Fools!
BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a JOKE every day of the year
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One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer...but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out. "I'm so sorry," he declared! "I don't know what came over me, and realize I shouldn't have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way...what did the chicken do?" 🐔😂
On the fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides
That day is called "April Fool's"
What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot? Being a genius has it’s limits
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed!
Roses are red violets are blue my heart is dead I’m such a fool
what do you call an idiot? an absolute imbiccille
A dog found a bone then he was walking happily across to street and he saw a bridge he dicided to walk on the bridge he saw his reflection and thought It was another dog then he barked at him and the bone fell in the river the dog said what a fool I have been and walked away
So a mom went to her kid and said "If you pray to god, he will give you your sight back" so he did exactly that The next morning the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kids room and asked "whats wrong" the kid replied it didn't work" The mom said "April Fools"
dont make a person loook a fool when you are the real one!
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