Food service jokes
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
They’re both full of greasy chicks.
If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
I ordered a pizza with everything on it, but I got a plain pizza.
Where do leg amputees go to buy a car? IHOP
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, but the ice cream machine is broken.
