I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
Food Service Jokes
Where do leg amputees go to buy a car?
IHOP
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
The waiter asked me, "How would you like your steak?"
I replied, "As soon as possible!"
What is the difference between a priest and McDonald's? Nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns.
McDonald's worker: Order, order!
Customer: I didn't do anything wrong!
