Food service jokes

Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.

I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"

Where do leg amputees go to buy a car?

IHOP

Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.

The waiter asked me, "How would you like your steak?"

I replied, "As soon as possible!"

McDonald's worker: Order, order!

Customer: I didn't do anything wrong!

What is the difference between a priest and McDonald's? Nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns.