Flying Colours jokes

Rainbows top the class, as they always score with flying colors.

I once did an exam on rainbows. I passed with flying colors.

Once I took a test on waving signal flags.

They said I passed with flying colors.

The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.

To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.

I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.

Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!