First person shooter jokes

Call of Duty kill cam be like.

This is the best kill streak ever!

When you are in the legendary chest in Fortnite and no golden scar rage.

Three citizens were going through an exam to become agents of the FBI. Their instructor handed the first guy a gun in a room with his wife and said he had to shoot her. He walked out in shame and said he couldn't do it. The second guy had the same scenario. He put the gun up, but couldn't pull the trigger, so he walked out in shame. The third guy was put in the same scenario. He walked out and told the instructor, "The gun wasn't loaded, I had to strangle the bitch."

Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide

Me: Aren't they the same thing?

Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.

What's the only time you can do almost whatever you want?

When you have a gun in your hand.

Do you know what you first feel when you shoot someone?

The recoil.