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M3ME G0D · 2 years ago
    • The image is a four-panel grid. The top left panel shows two boxes of tic-tacs labeled 'fresh orange', and the text 'I pretended tic-tacs were pills/drugs'. The top right shows a jar of wafer sticks, with the text 'and wafer sticks were cigarettes'. The bottom left shows a lineup of Gatorade bottles, with the text 'gatorades was vodka/alcohol'. The bottom right panel shows grape juice being poured into a glass, with the text 'and grape juice was red wine'. The final text on the image reads 'I was just that Badass.'
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    • Addiction

    Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago
    • An infographic-style image divided diagonally into a red top-left section and a green bottom-right section. The red section is labeled 'UNSUCCESSFUL PEOPLE' and shows a man hunched over, carrying a tall stack of seven white blocks, each labeled 'FAIL'. The green section is labeled 'SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE' and shows a man climbing a staircase made of seven white blocks, each labeled with a vice: 'FENT', 'VODKA', 'GAMBLING', 'FENT', 'FENT', 'BEER', 'FENT'. A 'VS' symbol in a circle is at the center where the two sections meet.
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    • Rapper

    RapBoat · 1 year ago
    • A bar sign for Ozark Music Hall in Fayetteville, AR, features two men, Pusha T and No Malice, standing between two drinks. The left drink is a clear liquid with ice, labeled 'FLAVORS OF KARMA: VODKA & REDBULL'. The right drink is a dark liquid with ice, labeled 'ALL THINGS CONSIDERED: RUM & COKE'. Below the sign, a bar counter with various liquor bottles is visible, and the wall behind it is covered with concert flyers.
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    • First day of school

    Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago
    • A collection of items laid out on a grey fabric, resembling a backpack's interior. The items include a small bottle of Absolut Vodka, an inverted wooden cross, multiple beaded rosaries or necklaces in various colors, a box of Xanax tablets, and a folding knife with a wooden handle. Overlayed text in white reads "first day of school" followed by a pink heart emoji.
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    • Boy

    Natasha y · 5 years ago

    • A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.

    He asks the boy, "What's she like?"

    The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"

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