First Base jokes
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Because he stole first base.
I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.
The orphan was playing baseball. He hit a home run. His coach told him to run home. He couldn't find it.
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common?
You were bloody and battered but at least your dad came.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home is... *sniff*