Infield jokes
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
Closer kin, deeper in!
If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"
At baseball practice...
"Hey John, did you bring the bucket of balls?"
"No, but I got two right here."
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
what was sally's role in a football game?
the football ;-;