Infield jokes

Why did the orphan join the baseball team?

Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.

Why can’t orphans play baseball??

Because they can’t find their way to home plate.

Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?

Me: Because they can't get a homerun.

There's no "I" in team, but there is a "U" in cunt.

The orphan was playing baseball. He hit a home run. His coach told him to run home. He couldn't find it.

At baseball practice...

"Hey John, did you bring the bucket of balls?"

"No, but I got two right here."

Official Dj Penaldo playlist.

1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"

I kicked a ball into someone. Now I got a red card.