Infield jokes
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
There's no "I" in team, but there is a "U" in cunt.
Closer kin, deeper in!
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That’s not funny, you know Billy doesn’t have any arms and legs.”
Boys: “I know, we need a third base.”
The orphan was playing baseball. He hit a home run. His coach told him to run home. He couldn't find it.
You gotta give it to JD Vance. He is consistent; he is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
Well, somebody has to cushion the blow.