Infield jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
Baseball ⚾️ is fun.
My son and I went on a tour to the Old Trafford Stadium. We were admiring the 76,000 seat arena when he suddenly pointed at the pitch.
“Dad, who is that man camping there?” I said, “Son, that is Bruno Penandes. He lives in that Penalty box. He only performs in small games.”
Baseball is awesome!
I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.