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Rihanna

How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?

She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.

Guy

Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.

Dora

¡Hola, soy Dora!

Can you help me find the two fucks I'm supposed to give?!

Genie

So, there's a black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican. They find a genie's lamp, they rub it, and poof! Appears the genie!

The genie goes to the black guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" The black guy goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be back in Africa, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.

Then, the genie goes to the Mexican and asks, "What's your one wish?" The Mexican goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be in Mexico, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.

Now, the genie goes over to the white guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" and the white guy asks, "You mean to tell me that all the black and Mexican people are out of America?" The genie replies, "Yes."

The white guy goes, "Then I'll have a Coke."

Tree

How do you lift a depressed person up?

No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.

Glory Hole

Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?

From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️‍♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.

Van

How many times does 50 fit into 9?

Get in a van and find out!

Sex

A guy went to a bar and said to a friend that he found a girl on the railroads and said they had the best sex ever.

His friend asked, "Did you get any head?"

The guy said, "No, I couldn't find it."

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?

To find the right direction for his FLOW.

Missing child

Me: Brings in missing child.

Police: OMG this kid has been missing for 3 months. Here is your reward.

Me: Oh, cool.

NEXT DAY

Me: Brings in 8 other kids.

Police :0 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ex

Whenever your ex says, "You'll never find someone like me," the answer to that is, "That's the point."

Rapper

How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?

Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."

Rapper

Why don't rappers ever get lost?

Because they always find their way with their flow.

Orphan

Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?

Nemo goes back to his father.

Rapper

How did the rapper find his missing phone?

He checked the track list.

Incest

What’s worse than finger banging your sister?

Finding your dad’s wedding ring.