Film series jokes
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
Running, JK rolling!
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.
If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
