Film series jokes
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
Running, JK rolling!
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
Memes
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"