Film franchise jokes

What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."

Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?

Because they are Sith-ters.

What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"

What's an orphan's favorite Spiderman movie?

"Spiderman: No Way Home."

If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.

Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.

What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)

If an orphan was Spiderman, which movie would he be in?

"No Way Home."