Film franchise jokes
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
What's an orphan's favorite Spiderman movie?
"Spiderman: No Way Home."
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.
If an orphan was Spiderman, which movie would he be in?
"No Way Home."
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
