Film franchise jokes

What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"

What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."

Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?

Because they are Sith-ters.

Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?

Because it's all about family!

They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.

There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.

Michael J. Fox is rumored to be starring in the new Tremors sequel.

They're making a new Alien movie.

There are so many aliens you can't keep track.

We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.