File jokes
What kind of file turns a 1.5 cm hole into a 4.5 cm hole?
A pedophile.
What type of file do you need to turn a 14 centimeter hole into a 40 centimeter hole?
A pedophile.
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.
What type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole?
A pedophile.
What kind of file turns a 5mm hole into a 3cm hole?
A pedo-file.
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
What were Steven Hawking's last words?
Error 404 File Not Found.
What sort of file turns a one inch hole into a two inch hole?
A pedophile.
Why did the coffee file a police report? -- Because it was mugged.
Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.
I like my girls like my file systems...
FAT and 16.