File jokes

What type of file do you need to turn a 14 centimeter hole into a 40 centimeter hole?

A pedophile.

What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.

What type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole?

A pedophile.

What kind of file turns a 5mm hole into a 3cm hole?

A pedo-file.

Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD

What were Steven Hawking's last words?

Error 404 File Not Found.

What sort of file turns a one inch hole into a two inch hole?

A pedophile.

Why did the coffee file a police report? -- Because it was mugged.

Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.

I like my girls like my file systems...

FAT and 16.