Q: What is a clown’s favourite fish
A: the clownfish
Q: what is a box favourite sport
A: box-ketball
What is a photographers favourite card game?
SNAP!
a teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favourite football team is saying "raise you hand if it is Scunthorpe" every student but one raised their hand. the teacher asks "why don't you support Scunthorpe?" the child answers "my parents support Grimsby and so do I". the teacher comes back with "why are you copying your parents? what if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" the child answers then i'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards"
Two wind turbines where standing on a hill.
One asks "what's your favourite type of music?"
The other one says "I'm a big metal fan."
What is a cannibals favourite place to go? An orphanage, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is an orphans favourite navel film
Spiderman no way home
What is an Emo’s favourite music element
Self harmony
Whats a cannibal's favourite drink? A Bloody mary
What is a snake's favourite drug? Adder-all
What’s A Squirrels Favourite OTT? Nut-Flix
What's an orphan least favourite joke?...
Yo mama
What’s an orphans favourite marvel film?
Spider man Far from home
What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What is an orphans favourite day? Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out
What God favourite Michael Jackson song ? The Earth song 😍😍😍
What’s an orphans least favourite beverage? Milk.
What's an orphans favourite song? "Gimme Shelter"
My favourite s3x position is ‘WOW’ its where I flip your MOM upside down
Why is an boomerang a orphanes favourite toy because it actually comes back
