August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane.
A person who simps for Pokimane: And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly.
This city slicker broke down on a country road, he look around and in the distance he spotted a farm house. When he finally got there he asked the farmer if he has a phone he could use because his had no reception. The farmer told him he could use it if he married his daughter. The guy said he really didn’t wanna get married and the farmer said if you marry my daughter I’ll give you half my farm...the guy said lemme see her...the farmer hollered “hey you” get over here...and she said duh ok. The ol boy looked at her and said nooo thank you. The father said I’ll give you all my farm and my bank account if you’ll marry my daughter....the ol boy thought for a minute and said “we’ll I guess I can put a sack over her head” So they married and the farmer kept his word and gave him everything. One day the guy was up fixin the roof and Holland hey you get me some nails...his wife said duh nails, nails he said yes nails and showed her one she said “oh dun nails nails” he said yes nails. So she got him some. He was hammering away when he hit his thumb and he yells oh F. . . It! and she turned and Hollered Duh A Sack A Sack Duh A Sack!
Cow A:I slept with your sister
Cow B:Never knew my brother was a girl
all the other cows:
:O
Why did the cow wiggle? To make milkshake 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Where do cows go to entertainment.
The MOOOOvie theater
So in class they were learning about where food comes from: Teacher- so kids where does bacon come from? Student- PIGS Teacher- correct where does mutton come from? Student- SHEEP teacher- and finally here’s your homework- student- IK where that comes from! A FAT COW! 😂😂
Which way did the cow jump over the moon? - The MILKY way!!!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.
Join us for more of the story, after the break!
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a mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from the dead for the last time to say to her son and that's why we adopted you.
what did the cow say to the fat pig? moooooooove over
Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂
What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful
What do you get when a cow doesn't give anymore milk?
A milk dud 😂
A farmer has 3 fat ugly cows. One is named Xia. The next is named Chiang. What's the third?
Yu.
Where do cows 🐮 get their medicine 💊?
At the farmacy.
Two windmills were standing in a wind farm, one asked whats your favorite type of music, the other one replied... IM A BIG METAL FAN
why did the man say chickens were lucky..? because they get killed and eaten.
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! 😈🥚
What do you call a cow with no legs, ground beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs. your mom
