There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born." The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?" The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born." The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?" The momma cow again replieds" Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, "Huh Ruh Buh Duh!" The momma cow says, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where's my tractor?
One cow asks another cow, "Are you afraid of mad cow disease?" The other cow says, "Why should I be? I'm a helicopter."
A man opened a snail farm.
He said that it is a slow moving business.
WHAT KIND OF BEES PRODCE MILK BOOBIES
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
You take care of chickens. Does that make you a chicken tender?
A scare crow got promoted because he was outstanding in his field
What’s 12 inches and is moist inside? My record holding cucumbers locally grown at my farm
Did you hear about the boy who sat under a cow? He got a pat on the head
My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high...
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
Meow Meow I'm a cow, i said Meow Meow i'm a cow
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don't have cows we have Bulls
Where can you find the freshest vegetables? A school for the disabled!
What is a cow's favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs!
What do you call a sleeping cow? A bull-dozer.
What did the mother cow say to the baby cow? "It's pasture bed time."
Why was the cow afraid? He was a cow-herd.
Bad cows, bad cows, whatcha gonna moo?!
