What did the cow say to the other cow?
Moo you fine.
Farm Jokes
There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
(Ten, if you count in base 13!)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken!
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
How do you get a cow to eat?
Give it mooshrooms!
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.
Why do cows do it for the mooooooooooooooooooo?
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-air.
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
A Cock-a-POODLE-Doo!
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?
It's pasture your bedtime.
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
Why are chickens so awesome? Because... Chicken noise.
Why did the cow cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.
This city slicker broke down on a country road. He looked around, and in the distance, he spotted a farm house. When he finally got there, he asked the farmer if he had a phone he could use because his had no reception.
The farmer told him he could use it if he married his daughter. The guy said he really didn’t wanna get married, and the farmer said, "If you marry my daughter, I’ll give you half my farm..." The guy said, "Lemme see her..." The farmer hollered, “Hey you, get over here...” and she said, “Duh, ok.” The ol' boy looked at her and said, "Nooo thank you."
The father said, “I’ll give you all my farm and my bank account if you’ll marry my daughter....” The ol' boy thought for a minute and said, “Well I guess I can put a sack over her head.” So they married and the farmer kept his word and gave him everything.
One day the guy was up fixin' the roof and hollered, “Hey you, get me some nails...” His wife said, “Duh, nails, nails?” He said, “Yes, nails,” and showed her one. She said, “Oh, duh, nails, nails.” He said, “Yes, nails.” So she got him some. He was hammering away when he hit his thumb, and he yells, “Oh F*** it!” and she turned and hollered, “Duh, a sack, a sack, duh, a sack!”
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home? He lost the whey!😅
"Bitch, I’m a cow, bitchhhhh."
Cow A: I slept with your sister!
Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!
All the other cows:
:O
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
Mooooooo my secret is that it's pasture bedtime, but not pasture bedtime!
