Famous People jokes
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
Hint: he didn’t.
Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything. He'd break if he did.
What were Stephen Hawking's dying words?
"Restore factory settings."
The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.
What were Stephen's last words? “Battery low.”
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...
I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.
Stephen Hawking's death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.
How did Stephen Hawking really die?
His wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything!
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
What do you call someone smart and dead?
Stephen Hawking...
It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.
Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?
Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His wife forgot to plug his wheelchair into the wall.