What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.
What were Stephen's last words? “Battery low.”
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.
What do you call someone smart and dead?
Stephen Hawking...
Stephen Hawking's death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.
What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death.
How did Stephen Hawking really die?
His wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything!
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?
Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His wife forgot to plug his wheelchair into the wall.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
Hint: he didn’t.
What were Stephen Hawking's dying words?
"Restore factory settings."
Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything.
He'd break if he did.
The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...
