What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death.
Famous People Jokes
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
What do you call someone smart and dead?
Stephen Hawking...
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His wife forgot to plug his wheelchair into the wall.
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...
Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything.
He'd break if he did.
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
Hint: he didn’t.
How did Stephen Hawking really die?
His wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything!
What were Stephen's last words? “Battery low.”
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.
Stephen Hawking's death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.
The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.
What were Stephen Hawking's dying words?
"Restore factory settings."
I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.
Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?
Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.
It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.
