one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room
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like this if one of your family members is emo!!!!
Why can’t orphans go on game shows
You need a family member
if you hit a child that's child abuse. if you hit a family member that's abuse. if you kill either, it's murder for some reason. if it's a whole family, its genocide for another reason.
Grandma: you guy’s generation is on to much technology. Kid: well your the ones that raised us. Other family members: ...
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn't met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn't met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help).
My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes, and told me they both ended up dying.
Well, SO-RRY but I didnt know they're conjoined twins.
like this if you have ever had a family member die
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the middle east
Food makes are proudly presenting human flesh made foods donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives T and C apply this is only in the best shops in your town or down the road or in your country 1 like = 1 family member donated cos we're saving lives😎😎
If you kill someone, that's murder. If you kill a family member, that's still murder. If you kill a child, that's "child abuse"
Who's the Closest Family Member to Paul Walker? Answer: The Tree
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