Family bush jokes
A genealogist looks at the family tree.
A gynecologist looks up the family bush.
Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
My family is like a treasure.
You need a map and shovel to find them.
What is stronger than family?
The tree Paul Walker hit.
My family is like a cactus; a bunch of pricks.
When meeting her parents doesn't require you to leave the house.
I hate family reunions.
I see too many of my ex's there.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.