Face Jokes

The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself....they were making sexual faces as well, oh and don't forget the moaning they do.

A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I've never had a lentil on my face.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift...

Jack is a looser and a gaybo and a trans and a Fanny face

If BlessedBrian were any more TWO-FACED, he’d be a RUBIK’S CUBE

BlessedBrian’s face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I’M around

I’m not calling you a slut, I’m calling you a penny Two face, worthless, and in everyone’s pants

i went to the pharmacy the other day. i tried to buy a pack of condoms but i pretended i didnt have enough money to mess with the cashier. i went back into the aisles of the store got a pack of rubber bands and plastic wrap bought them and walked out. i loved the look on the casheirs face when they saw my decision.

Two priests are driving down a road when they are pulled over by the cops.

The cop shines a light in their faces and signals to the driver to roll down his window.

"We're searching for two child molesters," he says.

The driver leans over to the other priest and they whisper between themselves.

Finally, he turns back to the policeman. "Ok. We'll do it."