Why did the glacier send the ice berg to college? Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES; at the atomic level.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?
A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
Jesus Christ does exist, he does, and he is the son of god ....... a god that doesnt exist XD
a joke my life hahahahaha wait its notfunny
Apex Legends: exist Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with its self) "Everything is fine."
whats the diffret between a smart blond and a dinosaurs
the dinosaur once exsested
The second twin tower is like canada. It doesn’t exist.
IN 2011 Steven hawking said god didn’t exist in 2018 god said Steven hawking didn’t exist xx 😂😂
If your having a bad day just remember the Blobfish exists
i exist. \
A kid asks hims mom "mom how much do you love me" the mother responds with "i love you as much as i love your brother" the kid looks confused and says "but i don't have a brother" the mother smiles and says "well i guess my love is not existing
My girl friend is like toys r us. She does no exist .
You want a joke. My entire existence.
My existence
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens didn't exist then.
it says enter a joke, but I can't enter my life.
A Boy asked his Dad : « Why didn’t you make love with my mom daddy ? » Dad : « Because I’m gay »
*Son started making out with his daddy and sucking his daddy’s big peepee*
Son : « W- Wait a minute.. So how did i exist if you didn’t make love with my mom if you’re not straight ? » Dad : « Because you are not real and i didn’t even have a wife »
The Son Waked Up from his horrible nightmare And He looked so scared, he did leave his bed to check out his dad but he didn’t find his dad, until his dad entered the house and he said to his son : « Why you did look so worried I’m just bringing some food for breakfast » Son : « Well but why your hands is full of cum ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) » Dad : « Because i did it with you last night i did you forgot .. » Son : « But it was a nightmare .. »
*Dad turns into a monster*
Dad : « I’m your nightmare »
The Son waked up and he seemed too scared and he found himself beside his dad torturing him after he discovered he’s gay.
The Son with himself: « Wake up b*tch wake up b*tch !!!!!! »
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why is the elephant headed God the true God? Because he doesn't exist !
Premise 1 : IF God exists , he exists. Premise 2 : If God exists , he exists. Premise 3 : IF God exists , he definitely exists. Conclusion : therefore he exists
wanna hear a mean joke? my life
