Ethernet jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
Stephen Hawking died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord.
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
Why did Stephen Hawking die? His ethernet cable fell out.
How do trees get online? -- They just log in.
A wife and husband were setting up their computer, and the husband made the password "my dick." But the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
Because they had a connection.