Ethernet jokes

Stephen Hawking died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!

Why did Stephen Hawking die? His ethernet cable fell out.

Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."

What do you call a router in a thong?

CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)

I wanna ram your PCIe slot.

Two WiFi routers got married. The ceremony was OK, but the reception was amazing.

What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?

Internet.

How does a tree get online? They log in.