Equal pay jokes

She said you can twerk, so I put her in a tractor and put her to work. She got mad at me and said, "There's no good men," but I gave her a kob and equal pay!

Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.

For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.

That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!

It’s true women do make less money than men.

But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.

Women getting paid is bad, women should not get paid...

I saw a homeless dude and gave him $1.

I saw a homeless woman and gave her $0.77.

Me: Knock knock.

Friend: Who's there?

Me: Impatient feminist.

Friend: Impati--

Me: Why don't we have equal pay YETTTTTTT?