Equal pay

Equal pay jokes

Tractor

  • She said you can twerk, so I put her in a tractor and put her to work. She got mad at me and said, "There's no good men," but I gave her a kob and equal pay!

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  • Woman

  • Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.

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  • Feminist

  • Me: Knock knock.

    Friend: Who's there?

    Me: Impatient feminist.

    Friend: Impati--

    Me: Why don't we have equal pay YETTTTTTT?

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  • Job

  • It’s true women do make less money than men.

    But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.

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  • Feminist

  • What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

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  • Friend

  • My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.

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  • Paycheck

  • What's the difference between a paycheck and your penis?

    You don't have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck.

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