English Language jokes
Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."
What are the 3 shortest words in the English language?
“Is It In?”
English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.
An American is lecturing a British person, saying things like "it's an elevator, not a lift" and "it's chips, not crisps" etc. After a while of this, the British person calmly retorted, "they're schools, not shooting ranges."
Why can't the USA and England play chess?
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
One day Little Johnny's class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?" Little Mary says, "The teacher is very intelligent." The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?" Little Suzie says, "They are very fashionable." The teacher says, "Johnny, why don't you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence." Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy 'Darling how does my dictate'"
If Canadians speak "English Eh?", do Americans speak "English B?"
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
Community talk
why is sean pronounced shawn but dean isn’t pronounced dawn
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit Wade with a chair.