Achy Breaky Wade

  • There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit Wade with a chair.

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  • Comment deleted by Wade

    A chair? Seriously? Pathetic. I’d knock your brains out with a fuckin sledgehammer.

    Sawed-off shotgun would do the job well

    Sledgehammer is funnier

    Actually nah I’ll just shove a rubber chicken up ur ass and bash ur head with a plastic machete

    Wade

    Actually nah I’ll just shove a rubber chicken up ur ass and bash ur head with a plastic machete

    Lol

    Wade

    Actually nah I’ll just shove a rubber chicken up ur ass and bash ur head with a plastic machete

    Please do

    Comment deleted by Wade

    Guess you’ll never know

    ok? u want a cookie? want me to throw u a party?

    Alr, exactly. U don’t got shit on me.

    urfavvirgo

    ok? u want a cookie? want me to throw u a party?

    No, the cookie would probably be laced with fentanyl

    Bro if you giving out cookies I want one

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