Achy Breaky Wade

There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit Wade with a chair.

Comments (20)

Comment deleted by Wade

A chair? Seriously? Pathetic. I’d knock your brains out with a fuckin sledgehammer.

Sawed-off shotgun would do the job well

Grizzlymilk

Sawed-off shotgun would do the job well

Fuck yeah hook me up

Sledgehammer is funnier

Actually nah I’ll just shove a rubber chicken up ur ass and bash ur head with a plastic machete

Wade

Actually nah I’ll just shove a rubber chicken up ur ass and bash ur head with a plastic machete

Lol

Wade

Actually nah I’ll just shove a rubber chicken up ur ass and bash ur head with a plastic machete

Please do

Comment deleted by Wade
Comment deleted

What’s that supposed to mean

Guess you’ll never know

Grizzlymilk

I know what it said

ok? u want a cookie? want me to throw u a party?

Alr, exactly. U don’t got shit on me.

urfavvirgo

ok? u want a cookie? want me to throw u a party?

No, the cookie would probably be laced with fentanyl

Grizzlymilk

No, the cookie would probably be laced with fentanyl

yeah exactly

Bro if you giving out cookies I want one