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I was walking down the street when I saw this dude just vibing. He was telling every guy that walked by if his dick was bigger than theirs, they have to give him 50 bucks.

Long story short, I walked away with 100 bucks that day.

I ran into a dwarf, and he said, “Well, I’m not happy.”

Me: Then which one are you?

Five minutes later, she agreed to get with me, so we went and rocked the minivan like, "Giggity, Giggity, Giggity!"

There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).

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    • "Hey, today was great."

    "What happened?"

    "I ran into my ex today."

    "What's so great about that?"

    "I was in my car."