Encounter with jokes

Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."

I wish my name was Voyager 2...

So I could have the first encounter with Uranus. :)

Two pedos are on the beach.

One pedo said, "Hey, get out of my son!"

A man walks into a bar.

Then he walks into a Pole.

Then the Pole says, "I surrender, Heil Hitler!"

Approached (DYM 100).

I went on a walk last night with a really hot girl. Then she noticed me, and we went for a run.

One day I was on my phone, then I got a text message from my girlfriend, "Hey, sexy boy, wanna hang out tonight if you know what I mean...?" Then I just stopped and froze. I read the message. I said, "Yeah, sure..." She replied really fast, "There's going to be a few people there, ok." But I didn't read the next message... She said, "Come right at 12:00 AM." But I didn't read it. I walked into her house, but I heard a strange noise like a moaning noise, and it sounded like HER!! So I hid behind the couch, and I looked through the open door and saw something I didn't want to see... Like for part 2 and comment if you want me to make another!!

I really wasn't planning on going for a run today, but damn, those cops came out of nowhere!

Me: I found a group of furries in the woods.

Voice in back: Well, it looks like we're going huntin'.