Encounter with jokes

A man walks into a bar.

Then he walks into a Pole.

Then the Pole says, "I surrender, Heil Hitler!"

Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."

I wish my name was Voyager 2...

So I could have the first encounter with Uranus. :)

Two pedos are on the beach.

One pedo said, "Hey, get out of my son!"